There was a unicorn.
I saved it.
Yes, yes, I understand, you were all expecting some fantastic story defying the depths of life itself, containing magical unicorns, swords that transport the user to a place of imagination, and some Goblin looking creature. It would seem my story leaves a bit to be desired.
I CAN, though, bore you with some lame quotes that occupy my mind as soon as I decide to go to sleep. (Thanks, guys)
UNO. As the sun hides, the moon rises to see. Just how beautiful, they could be.
DUOS. If you think you can abuse me, be prepared to lose me.
TRES. You're my security blanket when I'm cold inside, without you, I freeze